DOTLAN EveMaps

u' \U0001f3b5 HAPPY BEATZ DEPARTMENT \U0001f3b5

**Because apparently surviving New Eden wasn\'t stressful enough without a soundtrack.**

Welcome to the **Happy Beatz Department**, the highly questionable division of our corporation responsible for keeping morale dangerously above acceptable levels.

We specialize in the things that truly matter in EVE Online: **ISK, explosions, questionable fleet decisions, and music loud enough to drown out the sound of your ship exploding.**

Whether you\'re out **ratting**, mining, running industry, exploring J-space, or joining a fleet where the FC confidently says *\u201cthis should be easy\u201d* five seconds before everything goes horribly wrong, the Happy Beatz Department is here to provide the appropriate soundtrack.

Our highly advanced operational doctrine is simple:

**Undock \u2192 press play \u2192 make questionable decisions \u2192 lose ship \u2192 blame the music.**

We believe every fleet deserves a soundtrack. Small-gang PvP? Something aggressive. Mining op? Something painfully repetitive. Logistics fleet? Something with a steady beat, because watching everyone\'s armor disappear apparently wasn\'t stressful enough. Capital fleet? Bring something epic. If the cyno goes up, the bass goes up.

Membership in the department requires absolutely no musical talent. In fact, musical talent may be considered suspicious.

We welcome DJs, playlist warriors, karaoke criminals, AFK miners, bittervets, newbros, FCs with questionable life choices, and anyone who has ever said **\u201cone more roam\u201d** at 03:00 EVE time.

Our only real rule:

**If the ship is exploding, the music must continue.**

The Happy Beatz Department does not promise ISK, killmarks, SRP, good decisions, or a positive K/D ratio.

We do, however, promise **beats, banter, and enough questionable music choices to make your enemies wish they had simply docked up.**

**o7 \u2014 Stay safe, fly dangerous, and keep the beat going.**'